In the dark room full of animal plushies and walls colored in purple was sitting a young 20 year old woman. She was like a burj khalifa of humans, 2 meters and 10 centimeters tall, had long and curly purple hair, brown eyes of her were shining of her being on her computer all day watching Lord of the rings and hugging her favourite plushy, a giant smeagol that she got from her ex last year not long before they broke up. While watching LOTR, she got disturbed with a loud notification. It was her email titled "A job opportunity" she did not expect this and was mildly happy, finally might have some chance to leave this room.
Miss Andrea, we are sorry to inform you but you do not qualify for a position you wanted to apply but we have a new position open for forklift operator, we will offer you education if needed. Answer to our email if you are interested.
"YES! Finally, I can leave this room! I can be forklift certified!! YES!!!"
She happy exclaimed in room. Sent them email of confirmation for job, before working she would have few weeks of paid education for forklift operator. Being all happy finally found herself able to take a shower, dressed in clean clothes, wearing a grey sweatpants and light grey shirt with kitties on it. After getting cleaned she decided to go outside and drink some beer to celebrate getting a new job. In the 8 afternoon she found herself at the small bar in the outskirts of a city, it was 15 minute drive. Upon ordering a first beer, a cold 500[ml] green bottle of the greatest beer in town old recipe from 1400s the greatest Deer beer. She listens to heavy metal and plays chess on her phone. While is she okay at chess, her drinking beer made her lose small amounts of skill she had and was fun to play. On the other side of the bar sitting a 20-something young woman in a red dress, she had short-ish neck size blonde hair. She couldn’t lay her eyes off of Andrea, she saw something in her despite her ordering 2nd beer and on the outside did not seem like she was someone who she would date but still couldn’t help herself but stop looking.
While Andrea is listening to death metal and on 2nd beer, a woman decided to approach her. "Hi! Is this seat free?" - Asked a woman.
"Yes! I am alone, you can take a chair." - Answered Andrea with sadness in her crisp voice and shiny brown eyes.
"No, I meant may I sit here, I am also alone."
"OHH! Yeah, sit. I am alone, failed a college and am just got a new job after a year of unemployed and wanted to celebrate alone." - Said Andrea.
"Oh, dear but why you sad? I can see in your eyes." - Asked a woman.
"It is just, I failed my college and I started HRT just at the start of college and have no friends and mostly sad for lack of friends but some stuff are going good. What is your name btw, I am Andrea."
"Aww I am sorry, you have cute name btw, I am Marielle. Glad you found job? May I ask what you working? I am forklift operator for a Store company."
"No way! I just got job there, technically I would need a few weeks of education to become forklift certified but they told me it is paid by them. We will be colleagues!"
"Yeah! What you doing in free time?" - Asked Marielle.
"Nothing much, I binge watch Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit, I hug my smeagol plushy. Sometimes play chess but I have no will to do any of that lately."
"Aww, cute love Lord of The Rings. You actually seem cool."
"Thanks, what you like to do? Why you dressed so hot, no one is dressed like this around here." - Asked Andrea.
"Yeah, I just always like dressing up for myself, no matter where I go I have to be overdressed. Idk, that is just me."
"Yeah, fair don’t understand much but whatever makes you happy! I like shirts that are XXL, and everything oversized. But all casual street style."
The night passed by, it was 22:17 the two women were still talking, Andrea was on her 5th beer and Marielle on 3rd wine.
"I think it is late, I need to be sober for tomorrow training." - Sajd Andrea.
"Don’t worry it is after noon, we can drink some more." - Said Marielle.
"Ok, but don’t you need to work tomorrow? Don’t want you to be late at your job." - Asked Andrea.
"Yeah... Will go soon, thanks for reminding."
It was 15 minutes before 11 and they were arguing who will pay and Andrea paid for everything. Losing small amounts she had but she was happy she will have a job. Upon exiting Marielle said: "I will kill you for that."
"Yeah, haha. I needed to celebrate getting a job somehow." - Replied Andrea.
Alarm is loud every 5 minutes it was loud Over the Horison playing, even her neighbours could hear but she still sleeping. Once it stopped she woke up with huge headache.
"Uhm, what happened, my head horts. What time is it"
It was 7:30 AM, she was furious couldn’t even drink coffee for her first day at job is only in about 30 minutes and she will barely make it if she hurry up. Dressing up into white t-shirt and black pants for it was the first clean clothes she could find Andrea hurry up, forgetting to brush her teeth or at least her, running to the car. She was lucky there was not big traffic ahead but was caught on 3 traffic lights but was somehow at 8:00 arrived.
"Haha, what you doing with hair all tangled sweety?" - Asked Marielle from far away.
"Don’t tease me, I woke up late, and did not have time to brush my hair." - Said Andrea while hurrying to job.
"Not teasing you, you look sweet, you said you had few weeks courses before working here?" "Y-Yes. Why do you ask, don’t bother me I’ll be late."
"Don’t hurry, I was assigned to be your teacher."
Andrea suddenly stopped looking at Marielle all paralyzed, she did not expect Marielle to teach her.
"What you standing there, would you like a cup of coffee before courses?" - Asked Marielle while taking her termos bottle and plastic cup out of her purse. "I always bring coffee with me to drink it before work."
"Oh yeah, sure, I did not drink anything since last night. I am bit tired and have a headache."
"Yeah I noticed that about you, luckily for you I have extra strong, turkish, coffee great for headaches."
As weeks passed by and Andrea was working her new job.
" Hiii! What are you doing?"
Asked Andrea calling Marielle.
" Hi! just lazy Saturday. You? Why call me? "
" Well, can’t I call my friend randomly? but I’ve been a bit creative, I have something new in my room if you wanna see, we can watch some movies together. " Answered Andrea.
" Well, will be nice to watch something, do I come now or tomorrow? "
" You can now if possible."
As Andrea been cleaning her room, she discovered something.
"There you are! I’ve been searching for you all my life!"
She found out her old USB stick where she downloaded movies on.
"Could it still work?"
Connecting it to the internet her computer makes Mark Zuckenber sound – meaning computer recognized a USB device – opening a directory named ’Evil Stuff’ she sees few ’.wav’ files. These are all cartoons such as Madagascar (2005), Wall-e and Cars.
"Ohh, we can watch some cartoons too!! meow"
Someone knocks on the door, Andrea in hurry swears - "fuck!" - she forgot to clean the room was too busy with USB. Looking through mirror on doors she sees it is Marielle.
"Hiii! I miss you! Sorry it is bit mess, I was cleaning but got occupied with a USB I found"
"It is fine, Let’s just get to watch those movies you invited me to."
"Yeah! Wanna drink something? coffee maybe?"
"Sure, coffee is fine, do you have some juice too?"
"I have white monster."
As Andrea was preparing drinks for them, Marielle was sitting in her room connected laptop with projector.
"What you want to watch first?" - Asked Marielle while searching website ’fmhy.net’
No one answering.
"I Said what you want to watch!?" - Marielle asked with a harsher sound.
Still no one answers, no sound except for laptop fans and something in kitchen that sounds like tiktok video.
Marielle walks towards kitchen to see if Andrea is ok.
" Hi. Are you ok? is coffee ready?"
Andrea on verge of crying looking at phone "Sorry, I forgot I can’t handle so much transphobic content on the internet. :("
"Oh girl, same, you have me, leave that phone and let’s make coffee together." Marielle tried to cheer he up, tried hugging her.
"No! Please sit in the room, water is almost done boiling."
"I just wanted to ask, what you want to watch first?" - asked Marielle.
"You should find USB, probably is in laptop, or somewhere it has Madagascar cartoon we can watch that."
"That is great! I’ll find the USB."
As she made coffee, brought drinks they watched Madagascar while in hug.
Next movie was horror movie Obsession. But as they started watching it, Marielle notices Andrea on the verge of tears again.
"What happened? wanna talk?" - Marielle pauses the movie.
"Nothing, once again can’t stop thinking about other trans people who can’t live and be themselves. I hate this transphobic country."
"oh dear... You have me. come closer." - Marielle hugs her tighter kissing her soft hands.
"Please don’t ever let them get to you, you have me, I love you <3."
"Thanks, you are good friend but..." - Andrea started crying.
"Cry my preciousss, I will protect you." - said Marielle sound like Smeagol which made Andrea smile for a bit.
"See, I have your back cmon, wanna watch movie now?"
Andrea nods for confirmation.
It was 23:00, Marielle started to leave home.
" Where you going? Please stay, we can watch different movie if you want. "
"That is nice of you but we have job tomorrow and I’m eepy."
"You can sleep here if you want"
"Thanks but my pajama is at home, maybe other night?"
"Okiee, goodnight Marielle."
"Goodnight Andrea, sweet dreams." Marielle left and her Taxi was waiting outside.
Andrea turned off laptop and lights and just hugged her Smeagol plushie crying until she slept.
A sunlight shined through her window lightly touching her cheeks, opening her eyes "What ... Happened? Why did my phone not rang?
But she forgot to set her alarm. Got up and started to prepare coffee smiling while remembering her last night with Marielle and preparing for a job. Her life was very much boring and monotone but she strives, she believes in herself for better world to come.
It is 9 A.M and she is on her usual job sorting packages in huge storage room behind store while she sees someone near front door, wanting to see better, starts moving a bit... "Whats he doing here?" She asks looking at Donald Trump.
"Hey Andrea, take pause, wanna drink coffee!?" Asked Marielle loudly.
"Sure..." Said Andrea while exiting her forklift forgetting to turn it off "ANDREA! You forgot to turn off!..." Marielle yelled running seemingly towards her direction while forklift was going 5 km/h in a straight line towards Donald Trump. Andrea turned around, noticing it herself "Oh shit! I am getting fired! fuck!" yelling and running towards it to stop it. But it was already at 5 meters from Trump while he is all demented looking at direction of an orange building known in a city as a weed gym — a place where people go and do weed but are disguised as a gym for legal purposes — forklift runs through his old back piercing his whole buttocks and floors becomes flooded by his sick blood — everyone asked waow Donald what sick blood you have, I tell you it is sick blood waow — demented piece of shit got pierced so hard his penis said "Fuck you I’m outta here" and packed his bags moving out of the country. (Author notice: Fuck me in the ass, this is kinda fun) nevertheless, Boss came running upon hearing some yelling "What the fuck is happening? Who did this?" asking while looking at huge ass pool of blood, "Idk, he just did that." said Andrea nervously.
"What do you mean ’He just did that’ who was last working?" "I did." said Marielle to defend Andrea while looking in her eyes. "What? No, I was last driving I forgot to turn forklift off..."
"Yeah but... I called you for coffee while you were..." "No but Marielle, I did it. I forgot to turn it off and apparently accifentally pressed on a gas pedal..."
"I suppose there is nothing else to do, you are fired, unless you remove the body like now before people find out." Said the boss.
"But won’t I go to police or something?" - Said Andrea anxiously.
"Fuck that guy, let’s hope not. I don’t want damn cops in my store. Now do the job."
"Eww eww what is this???" - Marielle responed pointing at corpse, or what even is left of a corpse.
Some weird purple-yellow stripped worms started coming out of his ears.
"ewww let’s proceed with caution." - Said Andrea while tying some old red/black cleaning cloth on her face.
While picking up, some random unknown person noticed and was taking picture of them but they did not notice a thing.
After some done work boss awarded them with early end of a shift and paid 5 day free time to take a rest from this bullshit that they had to do. Decided to went for a coffee at Marielle’s place to.
"What is this?"
"Something wrong dear?"
Marielle showed her her phone with opened Fox news article headlined as.
Transgender anarchist vandals killed Donald J. Trump
On this day a group of transgender activists wearing anarchist cloth over their faces were caught dissembowelling President Trump...
"What the fuck??!!" - Shouted Andrea. "What are we gonna do, and how they know we are trans??"
"Idk, let’s hope no one recognizes us. fuck. And like we didn’t even kill him, he was just standing there he should have heard forklift coming."
"I guess we gotta lay low." - Said Marielle.
A message from boss
Install Signal and add me, we gotta talk @bigboss.69
I suppose we gotta do that.
You gotta lay low, I’ll hire someone else, you two are going on free vacation to Scotland until police calms down. I have heard it might be martial law here even, so hurry up. Everything is paid, just come to the private hangar outside of city. I’ll send you money every month to live.
"I suppose we do it, so let’s quickly pack bags. - Said Marielle. Luckily they don’t live far and where able to taxi for relatively cheap.
"Hello, boss sent us here." - Said Andrea to an unknown man in hangar. He packed their stuff and they flew all the way to Scotland living in small farm outside where a man lead them there giving them a letter saying it is from the boss. this will explain everything and disappeared in the thin air.
"Wha?-" They asked themselves while deciding to read the letter.
Hello, You are probably wondering why are you here. Everything will be clear later for now, this is your home, this is my home where I will retire but you can use it for now. You can have your own food and lay low much easily if someone asks you tell them you are my friends and I trust you with living here. Don’t destroy anything here. And also make sure to deactivate old SIM and create new one, preferably even new burner phone. You have money in the house for new phone in the kitchen. Good luck.
On the next day Andrea notices some oranges laying on the floor leading to the downstairs assuming it is some sort of prank by Marielle, she starts picking them up thinking breakfast is waiting for her but as she went, it lead her to a living room, a biggest room in house walls were purple like purple gold with leopard style couch looking toward 2 meter tall 3 meter wide cinema cloth, on the brown parket floor made out off finest walnut tree in whole Scotland someone laid oranges to spell "QUITE FRANKLY"
"Uhm, Marielle.. What does this mean, is this some joke??!!"
Marielle woke up to loud yelling. "What is it, dear?"
"Did you place these oranges, it is not funny. What does this mean?"
Marielle slowly finding her way to Andrea, seeing oranges on the floor saying "Are you kidding me, it not me, let’s just forget it."
They picked it all up and drank coffee together. "quiet frankly"
"Did you hear that?"
"What?"
"Someone said quiet frankly, idk." - Said Andrea.
"You are probably scared, wanna hug?" - Said Marielle while offering her hands for a hug. As they were in a hug, a picture of Donald Trump started appearing in Andrea’s head, while she was confused and scared she didn’t want to ruin the moment, probably was disturbed from last month.
As few days passed, Trump has been hunting Andrea, not knowing what to do she vented to Marielle.
"Hey Mari, you know, ever since we moved I think spirit of Trump has been haunting me in my head repeating ’quite frankly I am the hottest guy in town’ can you help? I am scared, it feels like it was actually him and not brain :( "
"Aww dear, come here. I’ll try to help you. I think I have brought my witchcraft book."
"Ok, so will need to make a potion for you to drink while repeating this mantra ’hum hum hum evil begone’ But, it might be bit hard to get them all, we need eye of ender, fermented spider eyes, tears of happy ghast and an orange juice."
"Well, that seems hard to get, will I live like this forever?" - Asked Andrea with sad voice and huge watery eyes.
"No dear, I’ll personally go to hell and kill Trump again if needed."
"Yeah, but where we will get stuff? and how?"
"No worries, I know a girl who does all this. But she is from The Land of Down Under and will take some time to come, it’s bit grey area what we doing here."
"Obviously, Aussies will have fermented spider eye, what was I expecting." - Said, Andrea, now bit happy.
"Wanna go on a date, to ease up from this nonsense." - Asked Marielle to cheer each other up.
"Yeah, where you wanna go?"
"Let’s just take a walk through this forest."
"Are you sure about that, what if something happens there, forests are scary. And something can jump us, like the one we shouldn’t name."
"Don’t worry, I am here, but if you want we can explore nearest city."
"That seems fun, sure :) But how do we get there, what if someone recognizes us if we use taxi?" - Said Andrea nervously.
"No one will, don’t worry, city is not that far." - Marielle tried to reassure her.
As they called taxi and while waited for Andrea kept looking at Marielle’s butt with eyes wide open, Marielle notices...
"Oh, someones in love I see-..." Said Marielle looking at her.
"No, I just..."
"No, no talk." Said Marielle while slowly leaning towards Andrea’s mouth to kiss her fat and most beautiful lips she ever saw. Andrea going slowly for a hug they had roughly 5 minutes of kissing each other.
"Oh, I love you so much, will you be my girlfriend." - Asked Andrea flirtatiously.
"Shhh, of course, let’s enjoy our moment." - Answered Marielle with her sexy deep voice that Andrea adores.
As they kissed, bright lights appeared in distance.
"I think it’s taxi near." Said Andrea while pushing Marielle lightly.
"Aww, come on it is far we can still for do it." Said Marielle flirtatiously.
"No." Andrea said with serious face.
"Okie." Said Marielle giving her last kiss on her chubby cheeks and Andrea blushed a bit.
As car started approaching, Marielle noticed something weird.
"I don’t think it is taxi." Said Marielle bit scared looking at car slowing down.
"Andrea run!" Yelled Marielle while catching her for her hands and proceeding to run.
"Why?" Asked Andrea confused.
"Driver looks too similar to Trump!!" Explained Marielle with fast speech.
"But it does not, you are imagining it."
A car stopped and man started coming out of car
"Shit!" Exclaimed Andrea, trying to find Marielle.
As they ran, a mysterious man started following them slowly jogging.
"What is happening, he is slow??" Asked Andrea scared.
"Just run! We will find place to ease."
As they ran through a nearest forest hoping to lose him, without
losing each other which just became harder and harder the more they went
deeper in the forest. Loud sound which can only be described as mating
of deer, which was weird as it wasn’t their mating season and it was
night, was echoing through forest just making them more scared.
"Uhm, What is this?" Asked Andrea pointing at the paved road.
It looked brand new, which seemed weird, they decided to run on that
road.
"A mansion?" Said Marielle, confused. They ran toward it
trying to knock on the door, no one answered but doors seemingly opened
by itself.
"Welcome to my house. You are in hell now. muahahaha. Ever
since you two killed me, I was searching for a way to revenge.
muahahahaha." Said very deep and evil voice, sounded as if
it was on speakers.
"Who are you?" Asked Marielle confused with pale skin on her
face.
"Easy, let’s play game. You win I let you go and I win you stay in hell tormented forever."
"Just show yourself already." Said Marielle with angry voice.
"Easy, easy..."
"I’m gonna kill you again!" - exclaimed Andrea while furious.
"Well if you say so, 1v1 bearhanded now!"
"I am not scared of you!" Exclaimed Andrea.
As Donald Trump showed himself, they went to the big room together to fight.
Trump started dirty by trying to bite Andrea’s hand.
"Hey! You play dirty!!!"
"Quite frankly, this is hell and I am the best fighter here, everyone keeps telling me ’Ah Donny how are you so good at fighting Donny’ I tell them..."
"Fuck that guy." Said Andrea while running with her whole body on him, opening her mouth wide open and biting half his face off, her big nails she forgot to cut pierce through his veins on his left hand and her right hand pierced right through his chest where she removed his whole hearth leaving both of them unconsciuos on the floor.
"Andrea!! Don’t die here!" Marielle ran while crying, to see if Andrea is ok. As she kneel down near Andrea one tear from her dropped on Andrea’s chest.
"Where am I?" Andrea started opening eyes, confused.
"You are alive!!"
"What happened?"
"You killed Donald Trumpm in a fight."
"What?"
"Will explain later, let’s find exit."
As she said that, they found themselves next to a forest not far from their home.
"What? It is like we teleported?" Both of them said confused.
"Let me take you home, want some hot chocolate?" Asked Marielle.
"Yes, thank you."
As they went home, Marielle helped Andrea lay down and made her cup of hot chocolate kissing her on forehead giving her her cup.
"I love you, my strong fighter."
"Wanna play chess?" Asked Marielle.
"Sure, but let’s take a walk first to clear up my mind."
"Sure. But let’s dress you up better, you are dirty." Smiled Marielle.
"Oh yeah!" As they took a longer shower of approximately an hour to clean up all stuff they went through they decided to match up outfits by wearing purple sweater and dark blue pants, their purses were full of pride pins and they took on a walk towards city. Discovering a store, they found out they sell chess sets and decided to buy it.
"Where should we play?" Asked Andrea?
"Not sure, let’s find a park there has to be bench for us to play.
"But before play, wanna buy coffee? I just saw coffee to go place near. Asked Andrea.
"Sure." Smiled Marielle. As they bought coffee and found perfect place for their chess game, they sat on brown bench full off graffiti from football fans as they all were. They enjoyed beautiful nature, looking at each other’s strikingly beautiful big eyes. Andrea decided to be white. As they played match like this: e4, e5, bc4, d6, qh5, nc6, qxf7#
Andrea won easy match, as Marielle got kinda angry, took a bishop and throw it in random direction said bishop started flying so fast it reached immeasurable speed there just happen to be JK Rowling walking in some direction bishop pierces her left eye possibly going for brain, she got hit by an ongoing car where she exploded on impact.
"Fuck! RUN!" Yelled Marielle.
As they started running opposite directions leaving only chess set on the table. They ran towards unknown possibly the edge of the universe in hope no one will find them.